it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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