I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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