Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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