Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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