dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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