Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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