boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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