Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize