I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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