There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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