Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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