and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
