Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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