Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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