Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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