: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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