she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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