You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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