why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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