& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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