So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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