But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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