My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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