She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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