i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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