if only i could text you this smell
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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