You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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