I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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