I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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