nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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