hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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