when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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