If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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