That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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