Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
only if we run a train.
done.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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