I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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