me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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