Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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