In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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