Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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