Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just had sex on a roof
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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