i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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