only if we run a train.
done.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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