i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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