I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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