i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i would punch a child for taco bell
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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