I'm going to jail i love you
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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