Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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