I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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