i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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