Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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