But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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