porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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